italian lights.
© scott brownlee 2015
i don’t give a *beep* keep lookin at my *beep* cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re lookin at my *beep* ha imma do my thing while you’re playing witcha *beep* hahahahahahahaha

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up
you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish